狗屁 梗币
Dog Farts Meme Coin
It's All Nonsense!
Gǒu Pì Geng Bi
Can You Smell It?
The Must-Have Shit-Coin of All Time!
PRESALE SOON
Contract: 0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Introduction:
Dog Farts, not your average meme coin, was born from the humor that comes with having a dog with the vibrant culture and expressive language of China.
Enjoy our unique blend of humor, irreverence, and community. We embrace the spirit of the infamous slang "狗屁" (gǒu pì), which literally translates to "dog farts", used to point out nonsense things. The equal American colloquialism would be calling something “bullshit’.
Why choose this name? Because this coin, like most crypto, does nothing but blow hot irreverent air and make holders wealthy, but Dog Farts Coin does it in style!
Our Mission:
Dog Farts Coin isn't about disrupting the financial world; it's about creating a movement to allow our community to express our nonsense and call out other nonsense when we see it. Our mission is to redefine what it means to be a cryptocurrency by infusing it with humor, community engagement, and a commitment to making a positive impact. We believe that laughter is the best currency, and with Dog Farts Coin, everyone is invited to join the fun.
Features:
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No Tax:
There is ZERO tax.
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LP tokens Burned:
Liquidity is locked forever, we burned 100% of the liquidity pool tokens.
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Permanent Locked Contract:
Devs have renounced ownership, ZERO acces to modify the coin contract, keeping your investment safer.
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Frozen Total Supply:
Only 100 billion tokens will ever exist.
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100% Community-driven:
At Dog Farts Coin, the community is everything. We believe in the power of collective action, which is why our coin is driven by the people, for the people. Our community members are at the heart of everything we do.
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Humor and Irreverence:
Who said finance had to be boring? Dog Farts Coin brings a breath of fresh air to the cryptocurrency world with its irreverent humor and playful spirit. We're not afraid to poke fun at ourselves and the industry, because we believe that laughter is the best way to connect with our community. We do a bit of innocent trolling with this meme, those easily offended should stay away.
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Eco Friendly:
Dog Farts Coin is eco-friendly because it's powered by natural gas!
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Sniff Test Verification:
A groundbreaking security feature ensuring that every transaction is as genuine as a dog's love for... well, farting.
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Barkchain Technology:
It's like blockchain but more... barky. It ensures that Dog Farts Coin remains the most secure and transparent currency in the world.
Tokenomics:
Dog Farts Coin tokenomics are simple. Only 10 billion coins ever created. 5% of presale funds to launchpad, 95% of the presale funds used in an automatic buyback to lock it all in liquidity forever. Only 1% was set aside for the founder's reward. No tax.
Get Involved:
- Buy and Trade: Purchase Dog Farts and start trading on leading cryptocurrency exchanges.
- Spread the Word: Share the laughter by spreading the word about Dog Farts.
- Join the Community: Become part of our hilarious community and voice some nonsense with us.
Together, Let's Make Some Noise:
Dog Farts, it's just nonsense. Join us as we redefine the currency game with humor, irreverence, and a whole lot of heart. Together, let's make some noise, have some fun, and change the world, one "dog fart" at a time.
Dr. P.U. Stinker
Dr. Stinker: "Well, I realized that the cryptocurrency market was missing something crucial - humor! And what's funnier than a dog fart? It's universal; it's natural; it brings people together... sort of."
Disclaimer:
Investing in cryptocurrencies carries risk, and Dog Farts Coin is no exception. Please do your own research and invest responsibly. This site is intended for entertainment purposes and should not be considered financial advice.